2025 Murderbot Schlock (Asexual Sex Horrors)

[razielim]

I'm finally writing fanfic again! Based on Schlocktober prompts, I'm putting beloved agender asexual aromantic Murderbot through The Horrors! Started writing for the thrill of non-sexual quadruple fisting, kept going for the opportunity to crack jokes.

1. Undercarriage. Prompt: Quadruple Fisting.


2. Filesharing. Prompt: Taking Notes During Sex and Grading It


3. Coolant. Prompt: Fuck or Live


4. Vacuum. Prompt: Pegging with a Square Peg


5. Dataport Excision. Prompt: Not Squirting, Not Pee, but a Secret Third Thing
   
   • bonus: Tunnels. Prompt: Nipple Sounding


6. The Collector. Prompt: Defiling a Puritan
   
   • bonus: Placeholder. (Possible additional fic.)


7. Hitchhiker. Prompt: Too Many Legs

I'll update this post occasionally as the month progresses.