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I have many thoughts about vampire baths, and they all stem from the fact that I’ve always interpreted the flooded area of the Razielim clan territory as a marble bathhouse, used prior to the genocide as a place to socialize, cavort, and otherwise relax while being oiled, scrubbed, fed, and serviced. Presumably, public bathhouses were common throughout the empire and there were several others even within Raziel’s territory, but no other in all of Nosgoth was quite so spacious and regal.

On the days when the oil would be completely replaced, typically in welcome after bloody campaigns along the border, only the top ranking generals and their lovers were to use the baths while the rest of the army celebrated in smaller bathhouses or the parade grounds.

The cavernous moonlit atrium, often a crowded, warm, and boisterous place, would feel spacious and soothingly cool during these times, echoing only soft shuddering gasps and the gentle rippling of oil against marble. The slick bathers and perilously slippery marble floors would gleam like glass in the reflected light of the moon.

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I wish there was a way to upload a fuckton of fics to Ao3 with a spreadsheet or something. Column A is the Title, all the way to column K or wherever where I'd paste the text. They're short works, and going through 200+ short fics' worth of Fandom/Ship/Language/Collection/Publication Date is going to be a nightmare, especially considering most of these fields have a couple seconds wait time while they retrieve data. Can't import the fics either because they're not already online anywhere.

The mandatoriness of the Language drop-down especially is irritating. It's been irritating ever since it was made mandatory a few years ago, but I really wish that I as an author could, I don't know, set my default language in account settings? I think I'd remember to change it to German from my default if I started writing Dark fic or whatever. Would be kind of hard not to. Even writing fic in Russian would be enough of a mental strain that I'd use that dropdown triumphantly. And if anyone does switch a lot and runs the risk of forgetting, all they'd have to do is leave the default language blank in their global settings, and the unpopulated dropdown would be mandatory every time.

The less mandatory fields the better, even when I'm not archiving 24958049 gazillion old fics. Hell, I'd set my current fandom and ship in a global setting if I could. Not like I change OTPs so often to justify having to constantly fill all that info out. Less to retrieve from the database too. The reason those fields are slow is because it's sitting there trying to piece together what I mean by "Super" based on everything that's ever been wrangled, when it could just be like "This guy set his default fandom to Supernatural, and he's one of those SamDean shippers, eh?"

Badabing, badaboom, lots of archiving time saved.

October 2025

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